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It’s fairly easy to spot uh bust in the world.
Just follow these simple guidelines in how to spot uh bust and you just may be surprised to find out how many busts occur in your life.
It’s Uh Bust defined:
1. If you’re asked to do something that does not interest or benefit you in the short term. It’s uh bust!
2. If this task you endeavor upon inconveniences you in anyway. It’s uh bust!
3. When and inccodent occurs that requires slight modification of your plans or has life altering effects. It’s uh bust!
4. When the plan doesn’t go your way or if an occurrence requires your immediate attention. Anyway you paint it, its uh bust!
Examples of it’s uh bust in action
1. Your driving down the street and the urge of taking a massive shit hits you like a ton of bricks. Keep in mind you’re in the middle of now where and this feeling of “holy shit I’m going to explode” has you so occupied that you fail to notice the speed limit (or you just don’t give a shit), and just then…you get pulled over by cop! What uh bust!
2 - Boss keeps catching you on facebook…and you keep catching him. It’s uh bust!
3 - Time and date for drug test has not been determined at work and has you freaking out and its not like you can ask them “when is the drug test going to happen again?” Massive fucking Bust!
4 - if you have a child and he/she takes a mean one in the pamper, and you pretend that you don’t smell it so your spouse can change it. Slick Bust!
5 - You move into a new apartment and only after 2 weeks from signing a lease you discover a horrible smell coming from inside your place. The odor increases everyday that goes by, inching its way closer to the part of your brain that reasons with these types of conflicts. So bad that your mind starts to play tricks on you i.e. is it me or is it coming from outside? Come to find out it’s nothing more than an open jar of mayonnaise with raw turkey leg stuck in it, that has fermenting…hidden behind the water heater by the previous tenants. Nice gag! Mega Fucking Bust (MFB).
So you see, its not difficult to spot a bust…lets hear about your bust moments. If your bust moment takes the MFB of the month award, I’ll personally send you a “It’s Uh Bust” T-shirt.